red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom
Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild
I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something
how do they survive
They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”
Via We All Can't Be Salads Of Wisdom
the things we learn from tumblr.
tumblr teached me in one year more than 14 years of school.
That explains why elevators at my school don’t work with any sense - people must know it and use it.
I’m sorry but are we just gonna ignore “teached”…?
My algebra teacher thought us this and it literally took up the whole period cuz she walked us to the elevaters to show us it was great
No, but seriously, “teached”?
where the hell is the 14th floor?
there’s also no 4 or 24?
In certain eastern countries the number 4 is pronounced the same way as ‘death’ so 4 is like 13 in the west. A bad luck number that is sometimes skipped in buildings.
I shall never forget this class. Best project….Cuz I’m not actually in it. Yay being the 1est and 3rd voice over
Via Best Thing To Catch? Laughter.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
I JUST PEED OMGHOT
Via Random Thoughts
When the paranoia sets in
Accurate x 1000000000
My own personal hell.
But how she fall asleep so quickly
I can’t lie, sometimes I just get yanked into sleep, man. Blink too hard and it’s nothing but slumber.
Via Prejudice is just ignorance.
the best way to a girl’s heart is through her fandoms
almost scrolled past this… and i don’t know why. so true
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags